From the recording The Rebel Nerds ©2023
Lyrics
ON THE 7TH LEVEL
OF THE DEVOTENDO'S EMPIRE
LOADING AMMUNITION
TO RETURN THE MONSTER'S HELLFIRE
AND, I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
I GOT THE MOP AND A BROOM
BUT I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
FALLING THRU THE SPIDER WEBBING
IN THE DUKU TREE
FINDING ALL THE CLUES
TO GET MY SOLDIER BUDDIES FREE
AND, I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
I GOT THE MOP AND A BROOM
BUT I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
MISSILES COME FROM NOWHERE
BODIES BLOW UP, DEAD PLATOONS
BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE
THROWN INTO THE FUTURE
WHERE THE LAND IS ALL ON FIRE
GOT COMMITMENTS TO FILL
I GOT DRAGONS TO KILL
AND I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
YEAH, I GOT THE MOP AND BROOM
BUT I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
I CAN'T CLEAN MY ROOM
I JUMP ONE LEVEL HIGHER
FROM A TROUP OF MECHANISTIC GOONS
BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE